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liketheorange: I wonder if Katherine uses her degree in marine biology to wax fashion-savvy. Another friend & I use “Whale biologist!” all the time as leverage to assert our authority. Friend: The cause of the financial crisis was solely borrowers’ debt.Me: Are you kidding me? Irresponsible lenders are just as much to blame!Friend: Nope. Sorry. I’m a whale biologist. I callz ‘em as I seez ‘em. EXHIBIT B: Me: Shortbus could have been way better if Sofia’s climax were different. That scene was absurd.Friend: Puh-lease, a park bench on a fictitious beach is arthouse gold.Me: Hello? Whale biologist here. These are real conversations. Trust me, I KNOW. Those are amazing conversations :) haha

liketheorange:

I wonder if Katherine uses her degree in marine biology to wax fashion-savvy. Another friend & I use “Whale biologist!” all the time as leverage to assert our authority.

Friend: The cause of the financial crisis was solely borrowers’ debt.
Me: Are you kidding me? Irresponsible lenders are just as much to blame!
Friend: Nope. Sorry. I’m a whale biologist. I callz ‘em as I seez ‘em.
EXHIBIT B:
Me: Shortbus could have been way better if Sofia’s climax were different. That scene was absurd.
Friend: Puh-lease, a park bench on a fictitious beach is arthouse gold.
Me: Hello? Whale biologist here.
These are real conversations. Trust me, I KNOW.

Those are amazing conversations :) haha

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    “Three Hundred Big Boys” episode of Futurama. The planet express gang get 300 Nixon Bucks as their tax rebate and chaos...
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    Those are amazing conversations :) haha
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